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Soyuzmultfilm Studio
Puppet films co-op

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38 Parrots

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Screenwriter: G.Oster
Director: I.Ufimtsev

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Art director: L.Shvartsman
Assistant: N.Titov, Camera: A.Zhukovskiy

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Composer: V.Shainskiy
Sound: B.Filchikov

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Animators: Yu.Norshtein,
I.Sobinova-Kassil

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Voices: N.Rumyanova, M.Kozakov,
V.Livanov, V.Larionov

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Editor: G.Filatova
Script editor: A.Snesarev

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Puppets and decorations by:
P.Gusev, O.Masainov, M.Koltunov,

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V.Grishin, M.Chesnokova, N.Andreyeva,
S.Znamenskaya, E.Darikovich, S.Etlis

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Unknown can be frightening
but terribly exciting

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Unknown is exciting
and just a little frightening.

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- It's crawling!

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- Crawling, crawling.

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- It's crawling over there, too!

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- What's crawling, then?

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- Me, I'm crawling!

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- Where are you crawling?

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- Here. I'm crawling here.

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- Well?

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Are you all here now?

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- All here.

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- You're so...

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- What?

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- Long!

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- "Long."

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Like I don't know that.

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But... How long?

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- Very long.

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- "Very."

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"Very."

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No...

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"Very" is not good enough.

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- What's good enough, then?

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And now what are you doing?

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- A thought occurred to me.

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A thought.

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And I'm pondering it.

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- What kind of thought?

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A thought occurred to me...

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...to measure my length.

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- What an excellent thought!

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Is it okay if I ponder it
for a bit, too?

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- Ponder, ponder.

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- I've got it!

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- How?

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- Very simple.

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We need to fold you in half.

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- Like that.

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- Well?

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- Here is the head.

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And here is the tail.

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Fold again!

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- Well?

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- It's all clear now.

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- What is?

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- Your length...

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...is...

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...two of your halves,
or four half-halves.

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- Wait...

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- No, that won't work!

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- Why won't it work?

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- Because I can't be
measured in halves!

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- Why not?

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- Because I'm one whole.

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- Well, then I don't know how.

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- Can you please ponder a bit more?

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- I don't know how to ponder
the same thing twice.

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- What are you guys doing here,
beg your pardon?

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- We are measuring my length.

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- Except we don't know how.

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- When you don't know how...

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...you should ask someone.

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- How about we ask you?

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- Ask me?

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Better if it's not me,
beg your pardon.

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- Let's ask Parrot instead.

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- Yes, let's. Let's ask me.

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Go ahead!

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- I would like to measure my length.

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Can you help me?

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- I can!

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I can measure how long you are...

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...in parrots!

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- In parrots?

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- In parrots?

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- How's that?

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- Very simple.

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How many parrots fit in you,
that's how tall you are.

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- Forget it.

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I'm not going to eat
that many parrots.

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- Who said anything about eating?

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First of all, you don't
have to eat anyone.

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Second of all, just one
parrot is enough -- me.

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- Well, if I don't have to
eat anyone...

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Then go ahead and
measure in parrots!

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- One and two, and left foot, right,

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you will see with your own eyes --

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I can measure any python,

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two times two, of any size.

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Your length is...

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Thirty-eight parrots,
plus one parrot wing.

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But we don't have to count the wing.

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- That's wonderful! 
Simply wonderful!

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Hurrah.

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- What else can be used
to measure length?

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- Anything.

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- Can you use monkeys?
- You can!

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- One and two, and left foot, right...

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- That's it.

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He already ran out.

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- Five monkeys.

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- And now, in elephants!

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One!

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Two!

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Two... beg your pardon.

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- Two elephants.

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- Five monkeys.

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- Thirty-eight parrots!

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- But I am a lot longer in parrots!

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The end.

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